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I have been sucking at this lately, so my Year of the Rat resolution is as follows: be a better blogger. If it means anything to you, I am constantly chastising myself for not posting more and am often afflicted with a vague sense of dread and self-loathing for shirking my responsibility. It’s like a steady low-grade fever, which I believe is also a symptom of malaria.

Anyway–doings a-transpirin’. I’m using the free wifi in Singapore’s futuristical Changi Airport right now as I wait to catch a flight to Melbourne. I’m going to meet with my editor there before heading to New Zealand to write for this guidebook. I’ll be covering the entire North Island, which includes, among other things: the cities of Auckland and Wellington; geothermal oddities like geysers, exploding mud pools, and volcanic lakes; and an attraction called Sheepworld.

I left Vietnam ten days ago and have been in Singapore, Kuala Lumpur and even Indonesia (for a half day) since. It’s been a fantastic, if wallet-destroying, time & I will write about it all in the next post.

Just one other thing to mention for now: it almost passed without my noticing it, but in the midst of all the Tet/Lunar New Year festivities, February 9th marked my own new year–one year since I left New York and started traveling. It’s not even a trip anymore; I don’t know what exactly to call it, but it’s been real interesting.

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Suvarnabhumi Airport, Bangkok, 2007

When I’m not walking or riding on my friends’ scooters, I get around Saigon by means of the xe om, the omnipresent and omniannoying-until-you-need-to-use-one scooter-taxis. “Xe,” I am told, means “vehicle” and “om” means “hug”, which is an adorable if entirely misleading depiction of the experience. I’ll be buying a cheap used scooter in the next couple of weeks, so not many more vehicle hugs for me. In the meantime, I took a moment to consider the many means of transport I have used over the last six months (I’m sure I’m forgetting something):

Car; bus; ferry; canoe; rowboat; longboat; slowboat; raft; cable car; bicycle; trishaw; tuk-tuk; sangthiew; cyclo; pick-up; minibus; truck; plane; horsecart; horseback; stagecoach; ox cart; locomotive; elevated train; monorail; subway; motorcycle; scooter; elephant.

As I was passing one of the many clothes/assorted junk/used CD street vendors in the Khao San Rd. orbit last night, I noticed the CD of some Finnish guys I know from New York. I did a double-take and ended up getting into a conversation with the vendor, A. (I’m not doing the Victorian-era literary conceit this time. That was his name. He later introduced his younger brother as B.). He and his friends seemed cool and they invited me to join them for a beer on the sidewalk. After a few minutes, A. turned and offered me a 7-11 Big Gulp cup. “Here, I want you to try this,” he said. It was very cold. I took a tiny sip to be polite. “Do you know this?” he asked. “It’s called . . . it’s called . . .”

“Sure, it’s a Slurpee,” I said. “They have these in America, too.”

A., however, was still finishing his sentence, looking for the word. “It’s called . . . methadone.”

Dang, they have everything at 7-11.

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“No more methadone-laced Slurpees for you, young man!!”

I’ve worked out a way to compress and post the videos I’ve shot on my camera. There aren’t many, and they’re not of very high quality, but I’ll upload a few and dump them on the new Videos page. Now that I know how to get vids on the site I want to shoot more–when I get my camera back, that is. I dropped it off last week at a big chain electronics store in the MBK Center in Bangkok, and was happily surprised when they returned it all fixed in a couple of days. I soon discovered, however, that in fixing one problem they created another; I could move my lens again, but they screwed up the the autofocus.

I’m supposed to pick it up tomorrow; I’m also scheduled to receive my visa to Myanmar. We shall see. Neither the Myanmar embassy or the PowerBuy superstore left me soaring on wings of confidence. PS Can we take up a collection to buy an air conditioner for the Myanmar embassy? In the meantime, I’ve posted many new photos–all of which were shot post-accident and thus at the same middle-distance focal length. It was an interesting challenge to take pictures without relying on zoom or wide-angle. I leave it to you to judge the results.

The first video is 1:48 of young monks chanting at a wat in Luang Prabang. . . .

Again. Songkran (April 13-15) was the second New Year in two months that I’ve celebrated in Bangkok. And just when I was getting used to 4705. Well, Happy 2550 everyone.

Songkran is a kind of karmic spring cleaning; traditionally, houses are tidied up, Buddha statues are washed and doused with lustral water at the temples, and elders’ hands are sprinkled with water in a sign of respect and renewal.

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Practically, though, Songkran has turned into an insane, multi-day, nationwide water fight. Everyone, young and old, is in on it, armed with water pistols, cannons, buckets, and hoses, as well as plaster made from talcum powder. There is no escape. In Bangkok, the water festival went on for four days straight; in Chiang Mai, Songkran is said to last a week or longer. It was fun for a couple of days, this drenching and getting drenched, but by the fourth day I had hung up my water pistols like a grizzled Clint Eastwood character and just stayed inside my guesthouse. No more damn water.

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Can you even begin to imagine what a disaster this festival would be in the US?

Das ist the title of a trashy-looking German novel I saw lying around in a guest house a while back.

Well, I too am alone with the angst here in Bangkok. L. has returned to Germany, and I am temporarily camera-less. (I dropped my Kodak P880 off to get repaired and won’t have it for a week or so–it was functional but the lens was stuck in one position after the big moto crash.)

What to say about L.? It’s hard to describe, and still hard to believe, how intensely our paths collided and converged, how much we experienced together over such a short time. As she wrote to me when she got home, it’s like sharing a secret that neither of us can ever fully explain.

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disembarking-good.jpgAfter three days on Koh Phangan (more to say about this place), and four more on Koh Tao (not so much to say here–it was beautiful and touristy; I snorkeled but did not dive), L. and I decided to stop off at a seaside resort town called Prachuap Khiri Khan on our way to Bangkok.

From Koh Tao we booked passage to the port city of Chumphon on the last ferry of the night–a rusting hulk used primarily to transport cars. Cramped, split-level sleeping quarters offered mean accomodations (the name “Golden Venture” popped into my mind.) Restless and hot, I wandered out to the back–er, stern–of the ship. There I espied a ladder and climbed onto the roof (which I think may be correctly called the poop deck?!? I hope so.) It was empty and I went back down to retrieve L.

We laid out on the rusty steel deck, she with a tire for a pillow, me with a bunched-up towel, and looked up at one of the biggest, most beautiful night skies I’ve ever seen. The moon shone brightly in its last quarter. Shooting stars streaked overhead and darted at the corners of my eyes. The only sounds were the thrum of the ship’s engine and the churn of the water being left in our wake. Single port and starboard lights glowed red and green, and a red siren light turned silently between them.

As we we made our way across the Gulf of Thailand, I suddenly thought that there was nowhere else on earth that I’d rather be. I wouldn’t have traded that view, that moment, that unyielding steel beneath me for the most comfortable bed in the most expensive hotel room in the most exotic place in the world. This is why I wanted to travel, I thought. This moment and this place, right now. An unexpected euphoria swept across me like a breeze.

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From Chumphon, we caught a bus five hours north to Prachuap Khiri Khan. In total contrast to the island beaches we’d just left, Prachuap struck me instantly with its faded fishing-town charm. It’s visited primarily by Thais; there were hardly any other farangs around. We took a room at the Suk Sant Hotel, an early 60’s concrete-and-plaster behemoth painted bright yellow, tangerine, and electric lime. Of course, I couldn’t have liked it any more, although this is as much a function of my idiosyncracies as it is an objective commentary on the hotel’s standard. Still, I can say it was fairly cheap (390 baht for a double room), and we did have a balcony looking right over the bay.

As if its slightly sad and lonesome seaside charm weren’t enough, Prachuap Khiri Khan also has monkeys. Hundreds of them. They rule a mountain in the center of town (called Magic Mirror Mountain), which features a temple, Wat Thammikaram, at its peak. For more than a moment I thought maybe I had invented this magical and wonderful place.

(I have to say, though, much as it pains me: one relatively tame monkey is cute; dozens of them scurrying around and shrieking and ripping your friend’s 7-11 bag open and baring their teeth and stalking towards you menacingly–I didn’t like this as much. On the way up the mountain to the temple, there were a couple of covered sitting areas that were honestly frightening to walk through. The monkeys were just hanging around like a bunch of bored, menacing 1950s juvenile delinquents. I had to stomp and yell “NO!” in a deep caveman-like voice a couple of times to ward off an aggressive advance.)

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Other things Prachuap Khiri Khan had going for it in my book were a run-down and almost empty funfair, and a strange outdoor Thai costume drama performance which seemed largely improvised and featured malfunctioning microphones, children wandering on stage, loud bursts of feedback, and a man who looked like the Thai David Bowie wearing a scout uniform.

Also, the town is home to a Royal Thai Air Force base, Wing 53, right on the beach. During World War II, the Japanese invaded Prachuap Khiri Khan the day after they bombed Pearl Harbor.

Walking on the beach, L. and I watched fisherman repairing their colorful boats and nets, and noticed the slow-motion trails thousands of hermit crabs were leaving in the wet sand. We wandered the streets with their salt-worn wooden homes; in places it almost looked like a New England fishing town. Every meal we had was excellent: fresh seafood in curry soup, whole fish–a cottonfish covered in garlic at one meal, a sweet-and-sour seabass at another. I could have stayed for a few more days, but Bangkok and the Songkran festival and L.’s plane awaited.

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I had a bad feeling about this place.

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 I’ve been a little under the weather the past few days; I don’t know whether it’s all the Mekong River water I ingested while swimming, or the monkey bite, or just the air quality in Southeast Asia, which, as I think I mentioned, is lethal. Northern Thailand was declared a disaster area a few weeks ago, and the haze over the region is the worst in 14 years.

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(This monkey really did bite me, by the way, but he didn’t break the skin and he only did it because he was scared and he is still my future sidekick.)

Anyway, I find myself back in Bangkok. Wha? The day before yesterday, in Don Det, I changed my mind 3 times within a couple of hours about where I going. First, I wanted to take a bus to Phnom Penh. Then I decided to stay another couple of days in Laos, in a city called Pakse, to recuperate a bit. Then, on the minibus to Pakse, I overheard people talking about the beaches and islands of Thailand and decided to follow my friend L. there for a week or so. (We’re heading down to Koh Phangan on an overnight train later today). I’m starting to feel like the electron in a quantum physics demonstration. But I really do like the idea that instead of choosing among, say, baked, mashed, or french fries, I was choosing which of three countries I wanted to be in.

One thing that didn’t factor into the decision at all was travel time. I can’t believe how accustomed I’ve become to insanely long bus rides–something like 8 or 9 hours is starting to sound short to me.

It’s rare that the reality of travel meets your expectations, especially when those expectations are founded upon some of the most tired and obvious stereotypes. But riding the buses across a poor, developing country like Laos really lived up to everything I imagined. Foggy bus rideI crossed the Annamite mountain range three times, and in addition to the previously-mentioned blind curves on high mountain passes, we had: flat tires; overheated engines; comical, clown car-like overcrowding, with passengers sitting in the aisle on tiny plastic chairs; frequent stops to deliver mail and run errands; live animals on board; hill-tribe villagers throwing up; impenetrable fog high in the mountains; and oh so much more. It was both funny, and truly scary. At some point during each ride, fear was tangible; it was another presence in my body, limp and white, like ectoplasm from old seance photographs.

What to do in such cases but be a good Buddhist and accept your fate? Traveling makes the balance between volition and chance so much more obvious than it is in everyday life. You choose to get on a bus, or go to Thailand instead of Cambodia and you set a series of events in motion that you soon recognize you have very little control over. It’s like some kind of crazy story with 40 possible endings or something.

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It is, as I’ve mentioned, tremendously easy to travel in Thailand. So easy, in fact, that I would say it became a problem for me. I fell easily into the same, well-established trails that have long existed here; Bus windowthey’re so deeply grooved into the Thai soil at this point that you have to make a very conscious decision to climb out of them. Of course, it seems dumb to come to Thailand only to go where no one else ever goes, especially if you’ve never seen Bangkok or the beaches or the historical sites. Still, by the end of the month I found myself asking why I felt like I was in Europe as much as in Asia, and why most of my conversations were with other travelers (instant travel conversation formula: the three Wheres–where are you from, where have you been, where are you going?)

This definitely has more to do with one’s attitude as a traveler and as a person than with the place itself. The question isn’t only where we are but what we choose to see when we’re there. We ignore things. The camera turns us into liars–or at the very least, editors. I caught myself yesterday framing a photograph, waiting impatiently for the one Westerner in the picture to move so it would look more “authentic.” At historical sites, I contort myself to avoid getting other tourists in the shot. (So many photos could carry the caption “Not pictured: 300 people also taking pictures.”) I was having a conversation with a German guy the other night and we both remarked about how little poverty we had seen in Thailand. You know it exists–the outskirts of Bangkok are said to be one of the world’s biggest slums–but it’s not quite insistent enough to grab you and really make you notice, if you don’t want to.

Still, we can learn. And this has honestly been a great, great month for me. Here’s some more on where I’ve been the last couple of weeks.

Sangkhlaburi: Sangkhlaburi was probably the most intriguing place for me, the place I felt the most strangeness and mystery and sense of dislocation. There was something dreamy about the perpetual fog and haze and the painted faces, and the tourist shuffle is not as choreographed as in the other parts of Thailand I visited. Preparing the betel nut It’s also an unusually heterogenous area for this country. I met many interesting fellow-travelers; talked with a group of NGO workers involved with Mon & Karen refugees; listened to a Burmese man who had just moved to Sangkhlaburi; and rode around town with 300+ lb. American who lived there and owned a small book/bar/bike/food shop called Wild, Wild West. He took me out for a ride (both of us on his tiny moped) into the Mon village late at night where I got to hang out with a bunch of locals, drinking Archa beer & eating things I’d never tried before.

Also, I found a crazy half-English/half-Thai love letter in my room at the guest house one day, but I’m still not quite sure what it was all about.

Ayutthaya: A fairly ordinary-looking island city wrapped around some truly awesome ruins. Ayutthaya was a kingdom that began in the 14th century and eventually expanded to become the nation of Siam (it features prominently in that Thai film I saw here, King Naresuan.) My friend and I visited ruins by bicycle and took a boat ride around the island. Three rivers converge–the Chao Phraya (same as in Bangkok), the Lopburi, and the Pa Sak–and this was an excellent way to see temples and houses and the people living along the water. Bodhi leaf The boat ride we took advertised “Smiling faces!” and there were so many people waving to us, so many children splashing and laughing in the water, that I started to get an eerie, Potemkin-village feeling. The Ayutthaya Historical Park holds a superabundance of great temples and images: the Wat Phra Mongkon Bophit and its giant seated Buddha; the Wat Phra Mahathat where the iconic Buddha head rests inside the Bodhi tree; everywhere, walls and chedi stripped down to the bricks, being pulled by gravity into strange and elegant, almost parabolic, new forms.

It was also unreasonably, embarrassingly hot here. There is a photograph of the king I’ve seen a number of times. It looks like it’s from the seventies. He’s got a camera around his neck and appears to be wearing a polyester jacket with his trademark middle-manager eyeglasses. He is swimming in sweat; there is a perfect, spherical, glowing ball of liquid dangling from the tip of his nose. If I were king, I would decree that this picture be destroyed. Anyway, this is exactly how I looked.


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: From Ayutthaya, my friend L. and I took an overnight train to Chiang Mai. I was delirious with anticipation when we arrived at the station. There are no places more emotionally charged to me than train stations and airports and other “liminal” travel spaces, as Alain de Botton calls them in “The Art of Travel” (which I just read on the Mekong slow boat. I learned that Baudelaire was fascinated with these types of places too. Ayutthaya train station What is it about the melancholic spirit that is drawn here?) When we boarded the train, I almost fainted with joy when the porter set up the sleeping compartment, all crisply and officiously (even a little snootily), folding things and locking them into place and dressing the bunks with sheets and pillows. The romance of the long-distance train was undermined somewhat by a visit to the bar car, however, which turned out to be a Euro-disco on wheels. Music was pounding, lights were flashing and people were dancing on top of their seats, all with the consent–no, encouragement–of the State Railway of Thailand. It was so utterly ridiculous and so completely the sort of thing I imagine only happens in Thailand that it was impossible not to go along with it.

Chiang Mai was founded at the end of the 13th century. There’s a moat surrounding the city center and the remnants of a city wall still stand in a few places. The feel here is international; I saw mostly tourists & Westerners around the main squares and most of the restaurants were anything but Thai (I was psyched to see a Mexican place, but it turned out to be empty and really dreary.) Chiang Mai is busy, though much quieter than Bangkok and not nearly as chaotically interesting. I’d say it was a college town but I don’t know how many colleges are here; still, used bookstores and cafes proliferate and it’s supposed to be a good place to come and take cooking and massage courses for a week or two.

L. and I signed up for an overnight trek in Doi Inthanon National Park (home to the highest mountain in Thailand). I can’t say I had enough expectations to be disappointed, but the experience was something of a letdown. There were good hikes and beautiful scenery but I never felt like I noticed anything; the pace and the social aspect of the tour overshadowed the setting, at least for me.Muay Thai truck We hiked to a Karen village, where we spent the night. Our interaction with the locals was minimal, limited mainly to the small souvenir stand and the drone of children selling bracelets: “10 baht, 10 baht, 10 baht.” At dinner I spoke more French than I have in years; the French are still nearly as bad at knowing other languages as Americans are. Afterwards, everyone sat around a fire and an older Karen man joined us and showed everyone magic tricks using a loop of string and we bought him beers.

The next day was an elephant trek–depressing–and a bamboo raft ride, which was kind of fun, although the boatmen, obviously under orders to liven things up for the farang, kept splashing and rocking the rafts and managed to flip one over and give one of the girls with us a huge welt. This trek was the time I most felt the underlying fascination/resentment between tourists and the Thai people who make their living off of us. There was a palpable tension and unease in the air at moments.

Back in Chiang Mai, L. and I went to a “Monk Chat” at a local temple/university, where you sit and talk with student monks, who get to practice their English in return. We chatted with two monks from Cambodia and I asked them some questions I had had about Buddhism, particularly about the way it’s practiced in Thailand (more that I want to say about this). Afterwards, L. and I went to a Muay Thai fight, which seemed set up primarily for foreigners (though there was a vigorous Thai betting community there). I’d like to see Muay Thai under better circumstances. Most disturbing were the kids fighting (see photos)–two fights involved children who definitely had not hit puberty. I don’t know how common this is, but the foreigners seemed much more horrified than the Thais.

From Chiang Mai, I traveled on the Chiang Rai, in the Golden Triangle–the first step of my next journey, into Laos.

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